Tony Stark's Press Release
The only two things people are talking about today are Tiger's Nike ad and the iPad. The Internet is buzzing with remixes of the philandering golf star's newest commercial and reviews of Apple's latest gadget.
Personally, I'm tired of hearing about both (mainly because I feel like the only loser who didn't sleep with Tiger Woods AND doesn't own an iPad). So I'm bringing you fake news instead!
It's a press release written by Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.'s Iron Man character) in which he invites us all to join him at the Stark Expo May 7th. Get it? That's the day Iron Man 2 comes out.
I didn't need this to remind me of the importance of May 7th. I'll be seeing the movie opening night because I literally have nothing better to do.
Will you be at the theaters May 7th? Or will you all be too busy Skyping your ex-boyfriend Tiger Woods on your iPads? You lucky brats.
[via I Watch Stuff]
