Seriously, Don't Watch This

WARNING! Do not watch the video below unless you want to gouge your eyes out and scoop the remnants of your brain matter into a blender.

As the only male blogger on this site, it's my unfortunate duty to have to post the Sex in the City Movie 2 trailer and emphasize how awful it is before one of the two female bloggers get their hands on it and start piling praise on this pile of shit.

We have a strict no re-posting policy, so once it's been used, it can't be reused.  I'm doing you all a favor.

Now, knowing both Joselyn and Carly reasonably well, I have no reason to think they are fans of Team Horseface, but when it comes to women and this terrible show, you can never be too sure.  Otherwise respectable female specimens have flip-flopped at the mere hint of one of Cassandra's sexual innuendos and gone to the dark side of female-actresses-acting-like-gay-men hell.

Sex in the City is the worst example of "If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"  It's like the Limp Bizkit of TV shows, except that women are too stubborn to admit they've made a mistake, so the fan base has never abandoned ship.  Seriously, we've been subjected to this garbage for over a decade now.  When will it end?

So hopefully you heeded my warning to not watch the video and now we can go on with our lives knowing that at least the Tosh.0 blog will always be a safe haven from anyone ever praising Sarah Jessica Parker.

[via The High Definite]