Chan Ho Park is Very, Very Honest
The pitcher for the New York Yankees, Chan Ho Park, gave an extremely descriptive interview to a reporter who was wondering why he played poorly in the first game of the season.
You know, I like this answer because no one is going to challenge it. Chan pulled the diarrhea card and there's no trump for that.
Other people who should consider using diarrhea as an excuse for poor performances/decisions include:
Ashlee Simpson for the Orange Bowl in 2005
Sarah Palin for the Russia comment
Tiger Woods for his affairs
Tom Cruise for the stunt on Oprah's couch and everything following
M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening
A-Rod for the steroids
Sandra Bullock for All About Steve
Hitler for the years 1934-1945
Also, if Lindsay Lohan told us she has had consistent bowel problems over the last six years, that would explain a lot.
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