Unfortunately, the song is still terrible and the video still nonsensical. This is truly a sad day for humanity.
But you can help …by watching the same video over and over again in an attempt to have it eclipse "Bad Romance"!
Problem is, it's going to take a lot of views to knock Lady Gaga from #1. So I think we should put our efforts behind a video that's already near the top of the list. That's why I've selected Pitbull's "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)" — it's a mere 65 million views behind.
I've embedded it above. Start watching, people!!!! You can never have too much Pitbull!