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Obviously she is a spy for a top secret agency and she was sent to the Millcreek Tavern to seduce her way into his bedroom. Obviously.
That makes him a very important person ? like a Jason Bourne type, I presume. Otherwise the contents of his flash drive wouldn't be important enough to risk another date with some psycho who used her cooter to smuggle his things.
Ohhh, I hope Rebecca writes him back. This is a wedding toast waiting to happen.
I'm sure she'll respond. I mean, who wouldn't want a second date with a ladies man in possession of The Breakfast Club and information worth storing in a body cavity? Hello, Mr. Awesome.
