Christina Aguilera Will Not Be Disturbed
I just want to address this whole Christina Aguilera freaking out at somebody coughing during an interview thing upfront, okay?
You see, I met Xtina once and she was nothing but– [COUGH]
What the hell?! Coughing during my blog post?? Really?!?
How dare you sit there and cough in the privacy of your own home or office while I ramble on emptily about some fake meeting with Christina Aguilera that never actually happened?!
I'm going to shoot you!
No, seriously. I am going to come find you. Honestly, you are a dead man. I might be making a fake little laugh right now but inside I realize my career is dying and I'm going to take it out on you with a chainsaw.
But anyway… my vision… for this blog post… blah blah blah, I suck.
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