So last week only one of you jerks actually made a suggestion for a Fan Favorite video.  You call yourself "fans"?  Apparently you don't, which is why you refuse to suggest "Fan Favorite videos" in the comments.

But if you did, here's how easy it is: Mel suggested a favorite video, so we're posting Mel's suggestion.  And as a bonus, she can click here to see the follow up video, Arm Wrestling 2010.

Screw the rest of y'all!  I better not catch any of you clicking that link!

Puerto Rican David Morales Colón died in a gun-related incident last week and his family decided to creep out all his friends and loved ones by mounting his dead body on a motorcycle for his wake.

Can 'Only in Puerto Rico' be the new 'Only in Japan'? Because, seriously? This is some freaky shit.

Although, if this guy was Japanese, his family would probably pose around him and take pictures with his corpse. So, yeah, Japan is still weirder.

[via Geekologie]

But wait!  There's more!

If you act now, you can get two additional turtle-riding-Roomba videos at no extra cost.

Actually, there is a cost… a cost to your dignity.

Stop torturing your turtles, society.

[via Cynical-C]

…you lose.

This video is an advertisement for what is supposedly IBM's first "portable" computer.  At "about 50 pounds" that makes the IMB 5100 about as light as a box of 10 MacBooks.

But that's not all!  "You can plug it in anywhere."  Into a plug!  It's almost as if this computer runs on normal electricity!  Like any computer!

It can also handle "some very complex information" like calculating "size, weight, overhead, and don't forget the shipping costs."  The people over at Linear Products Inc. can "handle 50% more work since we got the 5100."  It's like having half an additional person per worker!

But obviously, times change and technology changes, so making fun of this ad is almost as silly as the ad itself — the ad I watched on my CELLULAR TELEPHONE!

[via BoingBoing]

The lovechild of Bill Paxton and Woody Harrelson is running for Governor of Alabama and he's got one issue on his mind — driver's license exams.

Damn those driver's license exams that are printed in 12 languages! Can you believe what a hassle they've been in your life? There is nothing more infuriating, right!?

Well, Tim James has the solution. You see, in Alabama they speak English. And if you want to live in Alabama, and take your driver's license exam there, you'll have to speak it too.

The thing Will Paxelson doesn't realize is that no one actually wants to live in Alabama. The people who do live there are just trying to pass their driver's test so they can get out.

I think the real issue here is that pause at 0:23. Someone needs to campaign against that thing! TJ's acting skills almost rival David Caruso's on the cheese scale.

"But we'll save money. And it makes sense…(puts on sunglasses)…does it to you?" YEEAAAHHH!

MoreCowbell.dj is a site that will allow you to add more cowbell (and "maybe a little Christopher Walken") to any MP3 you want to upload.

I tried giving my song "This Old West" some more cowbell (for copyright reasons, not because I'm an egomaniac) and was surprised by the effectiveness of the results.  But I figured out pretty quickly that though the site will allow you to add a lot of cowbell, it's best to restrain yourself at least a little bit. There's no reason to have your cowbell player chugging along with sixteenth notes.

The real key however, if you want to make MoreCowbell.dj worth your while, is to give yourself as much Walken as possible.  Screw more cowbell!  I got a fever, and the only prescription… is more Walken soundbites!

Walken should really front his own rock band. He's got a voice that would make Steve Perry jealous. "Explore the space!"

[via Videogum]

Most retro crap on the Internet is garbage: It's like, here's a T shirt with some character from Mr. Belvedere on it that you don't even remember LOL!

Retro for the sake of retro is lame.  If you're gonna talk retro, bring something new into the mix …which is why Super Mario Crossover is so sweet.

The idea is simple: Play the original Super Mario Bros. with a selection of other NES classic characters.  There's Samus from Metroid, Link, Mario himself, Mega Man, Simon from Castlevania, and the dude from Contra who's name no one knows or cares about.

What makes it interesting is that each character retains their signature moves from their own games.  For some characters it's a bitch: Like Samus is too tall to squat down and shoot at Goombas.  I've gained a lot of respect for all the hard work Mario and Luigi have done over the years.

It might not be the most fun you've ever had, but it is interesting, and will remind you why Link is such a pussy.  Give the game a try here before any of the multiple copyright holders who's rights are being infringed upon file a complaint.

[via BuzzFeed]

This exists. It's a 4-port USB hub that looks like a chicken sandwich. It's the kind of USB hub that America was built on. And it can be yours for a low price of $19.

You need this. There aren't enough USB ports in your computer and there aren't any in your chicken sandwich. But this takes care of those problems by providing 4 ports in one chicken sandwich hub. Plus, it will ensure you're hungry all day long.

Personally, I think I'll wait for them to make a Double Down 8-Port USB Hub. Because there will be twice as many ports AND plastic bacon. Which, I can tell you first-hand, tastes exactly like fast food bacon.

[via TIFR]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hm…  Something awful, ey?

Um, I could post your Twitter profile pic for everyone to see?  It's pretty awful.

Meh.  That's awful, but I don't think it's Web Redemption awful.

But you can always watch on June 2nd.  You may have gotten a Web Redemption and didn't even know it!!