Please enjoy this mash-up of some of the best moments in Web Redemption. And get excited to see all-new Internet legends right their wrongs starting June 2nd!

Infinite Jewelry Co. is selling diamond engagement rings designed by Twilight author Stephanie Meyer to look like the ring Edward gives Bella in Eclipse. The ring is $1,979 and ugly as f***.

First of all, are people who want this ring really being proposed to? Is asking for a Twilight engagement ring not a deal breaker in a relationship?

Sure, there are guys that still propose to girlfriends they know are unfaithful. And there are guys that commit themselves to Swim Fan-esque girls who read their e-mails and show up at their apartments at 3am wondering if they have a crush on their secretaries.

But I refuse to believe there is any man in this world who would go through with his proposal to a girl that asks for this ring.

Secondly, $2,000? Two thousand dollars?!? Dump the girl and buy 4 iPads instead. Or a used Kia Spectra. Or an entire Wal-Mart store.

Buy anything else. And then get out.

Geekologie reports that a student at Indiana University has become the country's only "magic major."

"The Great Jordini, used the individualized major program to create a magic major," Geekologie quotes.  "He capped off his degree program Tuesday with a stage show."

The stage show consisted of two acts.  First, Jordini was required to spend 30 minutes trying to seduce a woman.  There was an intermission.  Then, The Great Jordini attempted to get paid for his performance.

After failing at both tasks, it was determined he was prepared to live the life of a magician and was awarded his diploma.

But his biggest trick was making the reputation of Indiana University and the value of having a college education magically disappear.

Good work, The Great Jordini!

Not since Granny DJ Ruth Flowers have we seen a geriatric with this kind of flair.

Seriously, is this not the coolest old person around?

I just want to take him home and feed him Werther's Originals while we watch Cold Case reruns from the comfort of our reclining chairs.

Wait, who am I kidding? He probably eats pot brownies while he watches Tosh.0 reruns from the comfort of his girlfriend's bed. He's just like you! This 80 year-old is exactly like you!

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This "History of Art" image has been making its way around the Internet today.  Why?  I have no idea.  According to some random comments, it's a T shirt design from the 1990s (which I can neither confirm nor deny).

Regardless of how old it is though, it's about time someone pointed out that it has a glaring flaw.

Each of the smiley faces is drawn in the style of the artist, except for Van Gogh which is just a representation of Van Gogh.  Van Gogh is not known for drawing realistic depictions of himself; he's known for his thick brush strokes and vivid colors.

Way to drop the ball terrible '90s T shirt design that is seeing new life on the Internet!

And congratulations to me for correcting some anonymous idiot that no one cares about.  My sense of superiority is alarmingly high.  My sense of accomplishment, however, is pathetically low.

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Aw, cute family photo!

Not so fast. Because that baby has other plans… photobombing plans. It's a bomb only a baby can produce. Want to see? Click after the jump, but be warned, it's gross.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Broken Wear" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

I think government should stay away from anything to do with screaming.  We don't believe in being quiet, but I myself a veteran who realized American dream because of my hard work and three jobs, I like to take care of my own vocal chords and get the best warm tea money can buy to take care of my voice box.

It's called capitalism, sir.  Talking in a normal tone of voice does not work.  I am originally from Nicaragua.  I run away from people who talk in a civilized manner.  I realize normal volumes do not work.  Civilized discourse does not work and the death of America will be civilized discourse.

That is so clear, because I came to this country looking for a chance to SCREAM — for the freedom to SCREAM AS LOUD AS I WANT — not for the GOVERNMENT to tell me when to YELL and when to BE QUIET!

I live for America!  I work for America!  And I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!  And I can't stand SPEAKING IN A POLITE TONE!!  I CAN'T STAND WHISPERING!!!  THE ONLY GOOD LIBRARIAN IS A DEAD LIBRARIAN!!!!

You want to say anything more??

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A blogger over at MTV spent three weeks recreating the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time trailer using Legos.  And I've gotta say, wow, this looks so much better than the movie itself.

I have no desire to see Prince of Persia based on the actual trailer for the film. It looks confusing and silly. Plus, I already saw Clash of the Titans which fulfills my per month quota of movies with Gemma Arterton in a toga.

However, I would pay $13 to see the Lego version in theaters. I'd actually pay to see every Jake Gyllenhaal movie recreated with Legos.

Can't you just imagine those little interlocking pieces doing Brokeback Mountain? It would be so darn cute.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Ryan,

You're sitting too close to the TV.

Like way too close.

We'll hopefully have a moment to warn people about this when we return on June 2nd.