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Comedy Central is airing 12 episodes of Tosh.0 from 3pm to 9pm Eastern time! (Central time, figure it out yourself. Mountain time, as usual, can suck it.)
I don't know if this video really has a name. It's Heidi Montag's "audition" for the new Transformers movie? I can't even begin to describe this train wreck. But maybe you can? With an awesome title?
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winning title from our last Rename This Video Vote was "Drunk Transformer" from Tbone9100. Coincidence? I think not! Congratulations, Tbone9100! You gave me a segue.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
Ah, the Internet. An outlet for bad parents to see that they are not the worst parents.
Man, I feel bad about giving my kid Pop Rocks. That was kind of mean I guess. Especially because I filmed it and posted it online. But at least I didn't film my kid saying he loves vagina. That would have been worse!
Remember the old Nicolas Cage? The one that was in Gone in Sixty Seconds and Adaptation? He was an actor, right? He played roles like a car thief or a dad or a screenwriter and then when the movie was wrapped he went back to being Nic Cage. Yes? Just say yes so I can prove my point.
Well now he is his characters. He maintains half a head of meth addict method actor hair, he whispers tales of his childhood while stroking his chin, and at the end of the day he sits down to a wholesome meal of animals who used to have dignified sex.
In interviews he plays Nicolas Cage but he's not very good at it. It's like, come on BalthazarJohnnyBlazeBenGatesBlake, Nic Cage would never admit to being friendless as a child. At least pretend like you know that!
After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Zachary.
It was a serenade for Bessie, until her friends
showed up and talked her out of dating a musician.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!
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