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My Cat Tried To Kill Me

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 3, 2010 at 10:00AM

This woman was literally being mauled when she literally started screaming and her husband literally pried the cat off of her.

For those of you not up on your Twilight trivia, "Renesmee" is the name of Edward and Bella's half-vampire, half-human daughter. So…yeah. Something to keep in mind.

I am literally appalled by this news story. If Jackie had spayed her cat this literally would not have happened.

Bob Barker would literally be pissed.