Supposedly, some leaked pages from the script of the final episode of Lost are circulating on the Internet. The A.V. Club reports:
SPOILER ALERT! I'm going to publish one of those pages below!!!!!
INT. YOUR LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
YOU and YOUR GIRLFRIEND sit on the couch. The closing credits of the final episode of Lost flash on your TV screen.
I wasted six years of my life for THAT!
Honey, calm down. I know how you get
about this sort of thing.
Oh! You know how I get?!?
You grab a nearby shotgun. You COCK IT.
So I guess you expected THIS, huh?!?
Yes! Of course, I did! You're always
grabbing that shotgun!! When The Sopranos
finale cut to black, three people at HBO
went to the hospital! You spent 2 years
You stand with confidence, shotgun rested calmly on your shoulder.
I hope the guards kept my bed warm.