You Need This White Castle Shower Curtain
May is National Hamburger Month! How will you celebrate? Well, if you're smart you'll celebrate by purchasing this White Castle Shower Curtain.
It's a candle with the "steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America's first fast-food hamburger". Oh, no, wait. That's the White Castle Scented Candle that sold out WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST.
I'm improvising by telling you to buy the $50 shower curtain instead. Because the real treat is this…
For a limited time, White Castle air fresheners are being given away to those who spend $25 at the online shop.
You know that meat and onion scent that lingers in your car hours after getting fast food? You can smell that for weeks if you hurry!
