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$1 Million For Playing Video Games

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 6, 2010 at 2:00PM

Wade McGilberry of Mobile, Alabama won $1 million for being the first person to pitch a perfect game in Major League Baseball 2K10.

According to the Associated Press, the 23-year-old plans to use the money to pay off his mortgage and start a family.

Wow.  This kid sure knows how to celebrate.  Paying off your house?  A family?  Those are the things you are supposed to get rid of when you get a million bucks.  You get a new fancier house and a new sluttier wife and then you play video games in your sauna with a diamond-studded controller!

And you don't want little kids around.  You want 18-year-old models bringing you ballpark hot dogs on a silver platter… with fancy ketchup.

At the very least, he could use the money to move out of Alabama…