Last night I was driving home when I heard a commercial for what can only be described as THE BEST DATING SITE EVER. Forget Match.com. And who cares about BeautifulPeople.com?
There's a new site in town and it promises to "end the double standard". It's Cougar Life! A dating website for women looking to catch younger men.
"Cougars", women with plastic surgery and an inability to accept life's changes, are matched with "Cubs", Ashton Kutcher/you guys, in their area.
Women on this site "already possess many of the finer things in life — but now want the young, hot guy to go with it."
What's that I hear? Is that the chance of a lifetime knocking at your door? Well, yes, I think it is. Get up and let it in!