Someone get me a motherf***ing time machine so I can go back to the '50s to buy some ribs in a motherf***ing can! Two and a half pounds of ready-to-serve ribs in a freaking can you guys!
Rich meat? Delicious. Worldly spices? Delicious. A mellow drift? I don't even know what that is! But I know it sounds deeeelicious!
Seriously. Time machine. Need one before lunch.