Gimme Shelter: A How To/Horror Film
This is a how-to video on training a shelter dog as well as a scene straight out my worst nightmare. There's nothing scarier than crazy-eyed, childless dog owners who talk in baby voices while they watch The Animal Channel with their pets.
I bet these actors haven't gotten much work since starring opposite Sue Sternberg on the crushed velvet couch. But if I was a casting agent I would put them in Saw 10 or 12 or whichever it is they're filming now.
"I think he likes it here" just became the new "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".
[via FFF]
