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Can't Go Wrong With Turtles!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 26, 2010 at 11:00AM

So I typically ignore all of your comments.  You're all jerks.  Hate-filled jerks.

But one comment really got to me.  It was on my post "What's So Great About a Beer Delivery Turtle?"  On that post, Noah commented, "Just admit it mike, you have some sort of fetish for turtles carrying stuff/being carried, right? If not, why the fuck are you waisting precious blog space with all these fucking turtles? C'mon, you can do better than that!"

I do not have a turtle fetish!

That said, turtles are never a waste of space.  And to prove it, here are three minutes of some moron trying to actually race a "tortoise" (aka, it's actually a turtle, genius) and a hare (aka, just call it a rabbit).

Is three minutes of the most boring video in the crappiest apartment with the most stained carpet a waste of space?  I think not.  Waste of space my ass!

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