'DO NOT TOUCH ME'
I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you. Oh, wait, yeah I am.
Did you say to stop touching you? I didn't hear you because I wasn't listening. I'll just leave my hand there for one second to tell you who I am.
You don't care? You just want me to stop touching you? Well first let me give you a few pats.
Were you trying to say something? I couldn't tell. Because I'm still not listening. Anyway, my name is Mark Slate and I'm the COMMUNICATIONS director.
[via TBT]
Watch Tosh.0 Tuesdays at 10/9c and find show clips on our video page.
Comments