This is something you can actually buy. It's a product someone made for people to wear. From iClothing comes a dress with a pocket… for your iPad. Yep.

I would say this is the fanny pack of 2010 except that fanny packs were much less embarrassing.

[via Jezebel, buy it here]

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Mason in response to the P. Diddy Will Teach You How To Act post.

Mason is eatin dinner. That's what Mason is doin. Why is he tellin us? I don't know.

Maybe he's trying to make us jealous?

Well, Mason, that won't really work without details. If you were eating steamed Maine lobster tails with the cast of 30 Rock I would care. But for all I know you could be eating BBQ food at a pet store. And to me that sounds like a nightmare.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Mason rhymes with basin.

You lucked out, Erica.  This is my favorite show clip of all time.  The first time I saw this Video Breakdown, I was almost laughing to tears, which typically only happens to me after a lot of hash.

Which means I guess it's been all downhill from there, since this Breakdown was from out first ever episode!

It's from so long ago (less than a year!) that we hadn't even started to break the clips into segments for the website!  So you're going to have to watch about 5 minutes and 10 seconds of "bonus footage" to actually get to the 100 coconuts, but just think of it as a chance to rewatch some "classic" Tosh.0 you may have missed if you haven't been watching since day one.

Or you can just jump ahead.  Whatever.

And remember, Tosh.0 returns with brand new episodes a week from today!!

Let us know your favorite video in the comments so we can use it next week!

Before you get your hopes up I should tell you that this movie does not actually exist. Yes, it would be awesome. Yes, it would make millions. But no, War Pigs will not be released this holiday season.

What a bummer! But that reality won't stop us from enjoying the trailer and downloading the wallpaper!

I suppose we're better off this way. Great ideas, like a Planet of the Apes remake or giving Joey his own spinoff, are usually ruined by Hollywood.

And by usually I mean always. See: this.

[via Videogum]

There is an affliction in our country… the disease of horrible movies.  And Hollywood is not here to help.  Hollywood does not care about you.

You may think Hollywood makes the movies they think the most people want to see.

Wrong.

Hollywood makes the movies it thinks will make the most money… or at least some money.  One way to guarantee you'll make some money is to work within a franchise — a concept that has a built-in audience.

Movies in a franchise don't have to be good; they just have to be good enough to keep the fans happy and make them want to see the next movie in the franchise.  It's a vicious, all-consuming cycle.  An addiction really.  (Anyone who can't stop watching The Office even though we all know it's been terrible for over a season and a half knows what I mean.  Many people fell victim to a show called Lost just this past week.)

What kills the franchise is when a movie fails to "recoup" — it doesn't make back the money the studio spent.

So how do you kill a movie franchise?  A lot of people think that if you say bad things about a movie or give a movie a bad review, that a movie will go away.  Not true!  Bad word of mouth can actually make a movie stronger!  Any press is good press.  Because what matters isn't what people say about a movie, but whether or not people buy tickets.

I say we take a stand here and now… with possibly the worst movie franchise entry ever conceived, Sex and the City 2.

If we want to kill Sex and the City — and we do! — it's not good enough to get people to say bad things about the movie: We need to keep people from buying tickets to see the movie at all.

That's why I've created the Facebook group "I Pledge to Stop Speaking to Anyone Who Sees 'Sex and the City 2' Forever."  If these people know they will be ostracized from society forever, maybe they'll do what's right and not see this movie.  Maybe they can break the cycle.

Help your friends help themselves.  Let them know that if they choose to see this movie for any reason, they will never be spoken to again.  FOREVER.

You can help end the affliction of terrible movie franchises.  You're just a click away.

Some genius started a Twitter account for BP Public Relations that manages to make the company look even more ridiculous than they already did.

So far, BPGlobalPR has 43,000 followers and 86 brilliantly off-topic tweets. Sure, BP execs are trying to solve the oil spill crisis but they're also intent on reminding everyone how great oil is. And they take time out of their days to address clothing stains and squeaky desk chairs.

I'm not sure how long this account will last before BP's lawyers shut it down so enjoy it while you can. Yeah, they've got more important things to do. But come on, we know they're not actually getting any of those things done.

[via The DW]

Next time you think that the Internet is just a bunch of cat farts, I want you to watch this video of a cat farting.

Since being uploaded on Break 19 hours ago, this video has eclipsed the 100,000 view mark and been shared on Facebook over 2,000 times.

This proves more than any Richard Dawkins' book that there is no god.

[via Amy Oops]

When you think of glitz, when you think of glamor, when you think of the type of place you want to hold the biggest event in all of sports, you probably think of New Jersey.

Personally, I wouldn't hold my enemy's wedding in New Jersey, but apparently by 2014, someone figures that the smell in East Rutherford will have dissipated and the NFL will be able to convince people to want to go there to watch the Super Bowl.

Yesterday's announcement was historic: It will be "the first open-air stadium in a cold-weather region to host a Super Bowl."  If you think that's a good idea, check out these sobering stats presented by ESPN: Average high = 37°, Record high = 58°.

Yes, there's something charming about a bunch of college kids getting drunk out of their minds to help brave the freezing temperatures of a Michigan game.  There's even something fun about seeing a bunch of silly Wisconsinites pretending they're enjoying freezing their asses off to watch the Packers.  But paying thousands of dollars to sit in the freezing cold for the Super Bowl?

Spend the money to reserve yourself a luxury box.  If you can't get that, just reserve a spot on a cruise.

The XFL would have never done this to us!

It's been three days since the series finale of Lost and many fans are having trouble coping with the amount of questions left answered.

I haven't watched the show since the first season so I expected to be confused by the attempt to wrap things up. It doesn't even make sense to me when reenacted by cats. But I'm not bothered by the gaping holes in the plot.

I guess the only questions nagging at me regard Boone. Like, when did he become a vampire that's in love with a high school student?

And, most importantly, what happened to his ability to control his eyebrows?

[via FOD]

So I typically ignore all of your comments.  You're all jerks.  Hate-filled jerks.

But one comment really got to me.  It was on my post "What's So Great About a Beer Delivery Turtle?"  On that post, Noah commented, "Just admit it mike, you have some sort of fetish for turtles carrying stuff/being carried, right? If not, why the fuck are you waisting precious blog space with all these fucking turtles? C'mon, you can do better than that!"

I do not have a turtle fetish!

That said, turtles are never a waste of space.  And to prove it, here are three minutes of some moron trying to actually race a "tortoise" (aka, it's actually a turtle, genius) and a hare (aka, just call it a rabbit).

Is three minutes of the most boring video in the crappiest apartment with the most stained carpet a waste of space?  I think not.  Waste of space my ass!

[via BuzzFeed]