What does that mean? He gets lost in the dryer? You need two of Him to make a pair? He can be used as a puppet? He comes in crew-cut or no-show? He was scrunched in the '80s? He smells after a long day? You can pick Him up at Target? Only dorks wear Him with sandals?

Oh! I got it, I got it. He's an item of clothing worn on the feet.

[via TIFR]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Jocelyne!  I hate to break it to you, but it sounds like you've gotten a defective version of The Love Guru DVD.

That's the only way to explain why someone would splice sections of a television show into a movie.  Because that's what Tosh.0 is: It's a television show, not a person.

If you saw me walking down the street you wouldn't yell, "Hey!  There's the Tosh.0 Blog walking down the street!"  Would you?  Would you!?! No!  Because I am a person!  Not a blog!

Actually, you might… because it seems like that's how Jocelyne rolls.

[NOTE:  I should point out that in some regards all copies of The Love Guru DVD are defective.  But here, I am speaking about a specific defect, not defects in, say, the script.]

Fear not, philanderers! There's a new site where you can admit your transgressions without actually having to tell your loved ones. It's like a Catholic church where random Internet users play the part of the priest.

It's Cheat Confession! A place to anonymously recount your cheating tales to strangers who will anonymously judge you for them!

All you have to do to clear your conscience is tell your story then give a reason such as "she started it".

Others on the site will vote on whether your scandalous ways were justified or not. And some will even leave you comments such as "In your next life you will come back as dog shit".

Whew. Don't you feel better already?

[via Mashable]

It takes a car prowler just a matter of seconds to get into your vehicle. All they need is something like a hammer.

It takes a news reporter seven tries to get into your vehicle. All they need is something like a hammer, lessons on how to smash glass, and a ride to the hospital.

This guy took a picture of himself every day from 1998 to 2006 and edited them together into a 100 second video.

But here's the game!  Guess the exact moment where this guy started habitually smoking pot.

My guess is 1:27.  What do you got?

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Wow, guys. There are lots of important lessons to be learned from P. Diddy. Sure, Puff knows it's all about the Benjamins, baby, but he also knows it's all about acting and improvising and not giving people what they want.

In Get Him to the Greek P. Diddy plays a person who is a person. This guy is so tripolar. He's really, really crazy but he's really in control of everything.

Are you confused yet? You should be. Diddy worked for 12 years until one day he walked on that set and he didn't care. That kind of dedication can't be easily explained.

[via BWE]

Your least favorite movie is now your least favorite flash game!

Someone has combined the classic arcade/Atari game Centipede with the movie The Human Centipede to create Human Centipede: The Game.

Problem is, everyone knows the best part about playing Human Centipede is the sewing of the mouths to the anuses.  This game completely skips over that part!  Lame.

This is a how-to video on training a shelter dog as well as a scene straight out my worst nightmare. There's nothing scarier than crazy-eyed, childless dog owners who talk in baby voices while they watch The Animal Channel with their pets.

I bet these actors haven't gotten much work since starring opposite Sue Sternberg on the crushed velvet couch. But if I was a casting agent I would put them in Saw 10 or 12 or whichever it is they're filming now.

"I think he likes it here" just became the new "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".

[via FFF]

Last Friday, we showed you "Dumb Little Mistake Writes-Off $30,000 SUV Vehicle" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Apple is finally putting an end to their extremely successful "Get a Mac" ad campaign that featured Justin Long as the Mac and John Hodgman as the PC.  The ads have run since back in 2006.

Personally, I think it's great that these ads are finally coming to an end.  Now Justin Long will have plenty more time to act in all the amazing movies he chooses to perform in.

Amazing movies like Strange Wilderness and Old Dogs and Crossroads and Jeepers Creepers 2 and Planet 51 and After.Life and Alvin and the Chimpmunks and Serious Moonlight and Waiting… and Accepted and Herbie: Fully Loaded and He's Just Not That Into You and Jeepers Creepers and The Sasquatch Gang and Battle For Terra and Happy Campers and Idiocracy and The Break-Up and Raising Genius and Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.

Thank god Justin can get back to a full-time acting schedule and continue to bring magic to the screen.

[via Mashable]