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Well for a 10th grader you don't sound very smart.
I'm kidding! That was a joke, Iain! If you really are 12 that would have been a mean thing for me to say. Ha! Let's laugh it off. I'm sure you're intelligent and your grammar is deceivingly polished.
For more insults directed at helpless victims tune in to an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10:30 pm/9:30c on Comedy Central! Daniel probably won't apologize though.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
So I was standing on the edge of the Brooklyn Bridge, picking the exact region of concrete I was hoping to plunge to my death upon, when I checked last week's Fan Favorite comments from my cellular telephone. Lo and behold, I realized you guys really do care!
Kat said, "Love your work." Bojangles stated, "I enjoy the hours entertainment I gain by reading the Tosh.0 blog every week. Thank you Mr. Pomranz. p.s. quit bitching." Mel pointed out, "This is the funniest post I've seen in quite some time. A little narcissistic, but funny nonetheless" and that "I just can't wait to see your bloggical stylings of whiny-ness next week."
RachelM commented, "Mike! Heeeeey Buddy, thanks so much for the most interesting post that has stolen precious time from me that I could be using to actually get some work done!" Delaney wrote, "Hey Mike! :) Thanks for doing the weekly fan choice video thing…" And Bobby Faye insisted, "You whine like a vagina. Love you!!"
But I went with Kristen's suggestion because she was polite without feeling the need to kiss my ass.
Suck ups!
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
Until watching this preview for the second season of Jersey Shore I never realized how many similarities the MTV phenom had with Tosh.0. Based solely on the clip above I've come up with the following list of themes shared between the two shows:
Homoerotic behavior, drinking, fighting, nudity, ball jokes, sex jokes, people in hot tubs, people falling, people needing redemption, bad sound effects, feelings being hurt, vaginas being hurt, and, finally, people angrily slurring, "After I had sex with Vinnie you had sex with Vinnie!?"
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
Some day, if you're lucky, you will experience the kind of success Larry Pierce has.
Your friends from the factory will come to your garage in a small midwest town to hear you play dirty music on the weekends. Your tapes will be available only in truck stops — as far as you know.
And people will say that your dirty music is as American as apple pie.
You will be living the dream, baby! Livin' the underground raunchy country music star dream. Yeefuckinhaw.
Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 30, 2010 at 12:00pm
Hey! The Old Spice guy is back! With a new "viral ad" you can watch online.
I'm not going to embed the video here. On this site, you have to pay for advertising.
I don't see how people get so excited about a commercial. One recent commenter on the video stated: "i propose we build an 'Old Spice' church and we make this guy our god." I have a better proposal: Let's not do that. Instead let's build a church where we can pray that people like you aren't legally allowed to vote.
Look at the actor pictured above. Now look away. Now keep looking away lest you become brainwashed by this garbage.
I'll keep washing my body with vinegar and a soiled washcloth, thank you very much.
Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 30, 2010 at 11:00am
If you guessed "They both suck," you are totally right!
I also would have accepted "Neither have had a decent song in the past 10 years," "Both are so bad they make me laugh," or "Both singers are whiny little girls."
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