Remember when Michael Bay saved the world by putting his "small" project on hold to work on Transformers 3? Well now he's gone and done us all another huge favor by casting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Shia LeBeouf's love interest in the film.
"I don't understand how this effects me personally," you're saying. Excellent point. However, I would like to take this opportunity to explain what Bay's creative decision has done for our society.
He's shown actress-wannabes across the nation that you need nothing more than a body that looks good in panties to be cast in a multi-million dollar franchise. No experience? No talent? No problem.
In addition, by casting one of the only people in the world less believable than Megan Fox as Sam Witwicky's girlfriend, Michael Bay has defied the norm. He's broken stereotypes and shown average, dorky college kids everywhere that they too can date supermodels.
Wow. Right? We owe Michael Bay at least another $700 million for this groundbreaking work.
[via Coming Soon]