How long have we been telling you that new episodes of Tosh.0 start on Wednesday, June 2nd at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central??
It's been months now! You were given plenty of warning!
So why would you make travel arrangements to be in Portland — a city where it is almost impossible to find basic cable — on June 2nd?! Why??
Well, you got 24 hours to solve this conundrum.
You dug your own grave, buddy! Try to scratch and claw your way out of it!