You'll learn you're not the world's worst wedding DJ. Nor are you the most racist person in Alabama. Things are looking up already!
Maybe you even won the caption challenge this week? You'll have to watch to find out! Chances are you didn't. But you never know.
In addition to all of this great stuff, you'll be reminded that you are still not, and will never be, as cool as Tommy Lee. So keep your ego in check.