Michael Jordan is a Thoughtful Dude
I was tooling around Michael Jordan's twitter page , because that is more or less what I do all day long, and I realized something. Michael Jordan is a thoughtful (and lazy) dude.
MJ wonders about picnics and the Queen and life in Japan yet all he does is tweet about it.
Dude, you're Michael Jordan. Why don't you just ask the Queen if she wants to have a picnic in Japan? She'd probably say yes and while you're there she can explain her queenship to you.
Stop lounging around your mansion tweeting contemplative sentences. Just put on your favorite Air Jordans and get some shit done. Gah!
I guess my point is that the rich and famous should never wonder about anything. That's valid, I think.
