You're on your computer? Whaaaat!? Why aren't you in line for the iPhone 4 right now? Are you crazy? That shit came out today. You NEED that. Oh, you don't care about the iPhone? Then you should be in line for the Eclipse premiere!
Whaaaat? You don't care about that movie? Me neither! Forget that line. Forget those Twi-Hards.
I've been camping out all day for Grown Ups. So far it's just me and some crazy bum who keeps saying that Chris Rock stole all his material. Actually, he may not be here for the film.
Where are all the other Rock-Hards?
Rock-Hards! Get it?!?