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Their Love Will Never Tire

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Woman: "I am going to hold my giant pregnant stomach and my boob. I'll be naked. You need to hold something round as well. And you should be dressed."

Man: "OK. What could I hold? We didn't bring anything with us. We just have the car. Oh! I know. I'll hold a tire."

Woman: "That would be beautiful."

Man: "I'll wear my white dress shirt."

Woman: "Great. What about our earrings?"

Man: "Let's wear the same ones."

Woman: "Perfect."

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