I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend?  Check out previous WTFridays!

Do you want to do some "hardcore stuff"?  This kid did and he paid the price… assuming this video is real… which we kind of doubt it is.  One thing we do know for sure though, "Kid Lights His Nose And Cries" is definitely not the funniest title for this vid.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Last week's Rename This Video was canceled due to a medical problem with my balls.  I assure you it will never flare up again.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What did you do yesterday? Because if you didn't study the bible, work out, AND watch Tosh.0 with your baby brother then you weren't as productive as Trudy Nelson.

Girl is getting shit done! Lots and lots of different shit.

I have a very busy schedule so I usually do sit-ups outside a church while my little brother explains the latest Tosh.0 episode to me over the phone. Some of us have to multi-task, Trudy.

Check out this extended clip from Wednesday night's episode to see deleted scenes from the comedian round table! (And to hear Darrell Bluett say "beans and cornbread" a few more times.)

When I took this job, I made a promise to myself: One day I would post an image of a naked guy holding a vuvuzela standing in front a nachos sign with nothing but a Pringles can covering his rod.

Shit.  It took me over a year to fulfill that promise.  I was sure I'd knock it out in the first two weeks.

[via Julia Segal]

In less than two days, Kanye West has gained over 300,000 followers and composed almost 100 tweets.

I don't want to ruin the surprise but most of his tweets are self-praising and obnoxious. Although, he is taking the time to give great advice, such as:

"Make sure your accounts receivable are faster than your accounts payable"

Ahh, yes. Brilliant. Thanks, Kanye.

If you don't have Friday night plans I advise you to read his feed. It's kind of like going to a therapist, if your therapist only wants to talk about himself.

[via Jezebel]

Daddy Nobucks has written his daughter a love song. Neti pot your ear passages then click here to listen.

As soon as Lindsay gets out of jail she needs to find a giant boom box so she blare this as loudly as possible because it is magnificent.

The poetic ballad was written and produced by Michael Lohan but sung by a "friend". So that's what Nick Lache has been up to!

I'm sorry. What was that you asked? Will this be my father-daughter dance song at my wedding? You bet your sweet ass it will.

[via TMZ]

We received over eight hundred comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!  (Turns out you guys didn't love Doggy UN.  I don't blame you.)

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: ur mom.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

I haven't seen this many bitches since the finale of The Hills.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

Quiet, bitches!!

I don't care how cute any of you are, I can't get you tickets to the Tosh Tour Twenty Ten.

Now, cute young women on the other hand, I would make some phone calls for.  I'm really just sick of taking puppies as dates to comedy shows.

[via Today's Big Thing]

Somebody better ice down that baby before it goes bad.

[via Burbia]