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That Doesn't Make You A Model

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 9, 2010 at 10:00AM

I once had a friend who stood on a street corner for an entire summer wearing a sandwich board to advertise a new apartment complex. She called it a "modeling gig".

Honey, you're no different than a prostitute working the streets and a bum with a sign.

Everyone is sweaty, no one is eating, and you're all heckling strangers.

At least the other two can make their own hours.

7 am to 2 pm?! That's a long fucking time to be wearing a poster!

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