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And You Thought You Were Having a Crappy Summer…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 13, 2010 at 2:00PM

…just imagine how "Summer Jesus" feels!

Supposedly, he was so angry, he turned the entire pool into wine and binged for like a week and a half.

Ha.  That's just a joke.  That never happened.  Because the dive broke Jesus's spine.

[via Julia Segal]

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