Trick People Into Thinking You're Hot
I am well on my way to mastering this girl's advice. With my abused hair, degrading job, and painted-on face I've got guys all over L.A. fooled.
Makeup hides the ugly but I know from experience that it's much harder to hide the crazy.
First dates are pretty awkward for me. I always have trouble not suggesting that we spend our honeymoon in Italy. (It's beautiful there. I'm just saying.)
So…yeah. Hopefully her next tutorial involves advice on tricking people into thinking you're normal. Because apparently I'm not doing the greatest job on my own.
Big f***ing deal. I tattooed your name on my ring finger. Now ask me out already!
[Barstool Sports via The Heavy]
