Seriously, Christopher? Those were your choices?!?
Reruns of Tosh.0 …or Precious. An Internet-centric comedy television show or "a grim yet ultimately triumphant film about abuse and inner-city life."
That's like saying, "Couldn't rent Schindler's List tonight. Instead, I'll re-watch 'Spewey And Me' on my Get a Life, Vol. 1 DVD."
Or, "Couldn't find archival footage of the Kennedy assassination tonight. Instead, I'll watch online pornography."
Or, "Couldn't go to my mother's funeral tonight. Instead, I'll watch some Tosh.0 reruns."