Turtle Time
I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking, Mike, where are the turtles? There haven't been enough turtles on the Tosh.0 blog recently. Give us the goddamn turtles before we come over there and throw that hot coffee in your effin' face, beardy boy.
Okay, you guys need to chill out. Here's a turtle.
And not just any turtle… a turtle with a BBQ on his back! That's right: I continue to hunt down turtles with things on their backs. This is the kind of content you can only get on the blog!!! (Because the show's actual writers realize these videos suck.)
But a turtle stealing a barbecue does raise certain questions… Like does that mean this turtle is about to cook us all a juicy, mouth-watering steak?!?
I don't know. It's 11am in the morning! Why do you all keep bothering me?
