Things on Top of Other Things: It Ends Here
All things must end. Oil leaks must get capped. Twitter users must die.
Today, I officially end my obsession with things riding on top of other things, for I believe it cannot get any greater than this.
Reddit user "natzo" created the image above featuring a tortoise on top of a tortoise on top of another tortoise on top of a final tortoise. Yes, that is four torti.
Dare a man ever dream to see a fifth tortoise atop that fourth tortoise? Alas, to do so would be to spit in face of the lord himself, to laugh at logic and reason, to take a dump on common decency.
Today, there is nothing left to be on top of anything else. Today, we are complete.
[via The Daily What]
