Finally, an answer to your all-time favorite question! Where's the puke?

Daniel learns the definition of “rippin’ and tearin’”.

Swings at the playground can be a real hair-raiser.

In tonight's show, we put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a woman with six-pack tits.  (And so you wouldn't whine about how there was no 20 Seconds on the Clock this week.)

And Daniel showed you how easy it is to sink a basketball with a skateboard.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Worst Comedian Ever
• This week's Video Breakdown was wig-splittingly funny
• Once again we asked you to Guess What Happens Next (and filled our puke quota in the process)
• Daniel danced along with the "rippin' and tearin'" guy
• And we tried to determine which tweets were for @KingJames (aka LeBron) and which were for @DanielTosh (available tomorrow morning)
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Double Water Slide
• Creepy Sex Dancing Old Dude
• Kid Gets Owned by Basketball
• Inverted Knee Caps
• Gay Wheelie Gone Bad
• Six Pack Tits
• Dad Brings 5 Kids to School on Bike
• Old Lady Juggling
• Dog Bites Crotch
• Guy Shotguns 16 Beers and Pukes
• Video Breakdown original clip: Lady Flied and Loses Her Wig
• Web Redemption original clip: Worst Comedian Ever

Daniel helps the Worst Comedian Ever prepare for a comeback performance on The Arsenio Hall Show.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Brian L Utterback thinks the Facebook reminder to tune-in tonight sounds like a tarp.

What does a tarp sound like, Brian? Kind of crunchy and plasticky, I assume. With sounds of blue.

Actually, now that I think about it Brian, this Facebook post does sound like a tarp! A giant puke-covered tarp. Thanks for pointing that out.

Unless you're tarped in some kind of television-less hell hole, tune in tonight at 10:30 pm/9:30c for a brand new episode!

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

I must say, I love all of you.  I wish I could honor every single three of your requests each week.

But this past week, something amazing happened: Two people suggested the same video!

Was it one person scamming the system by posting under multiple names?  Yes, probably.

But think of it this way… Now you have two ways to scam the system: You can call me a "hottie tottie" or just leave like a hundred comments under different names all asking for the same video.

It's an imperfect system really…

Man. You know your celebrity status has reached some sort of monumental peak when you can't escape your fans, even on a segway.

Those things go, what? Like 12.5 miles per hour? And the wailing preteens are still closing in on him.

Why are they all running and yelling like they're going to attack? Is Bieber Fever that bad? Or are these Mitch Hedberg fans still fuming over the incident in March?

I know I still haven't recovered from that heinous crime against humanity.

[via CH]

The Austrian Times reported on the incredible story of a Chinese man who survived having a steel rod pierce though his entire upper body.

Whatever.  As a CC employee, I once had to sit through a screening of The Jeff Dunham Show.  Having a steel pole jabbed through your back couldn't be much worse.

[via UniqueDaily]