I remember when I was 16 and I first started driving, I would sit there at the gas station pumping my gas holding the pump the entire time thinking about how annoying it was.
Then one day I saw some guy put the nozzle in and walk away from the pump. I was dumbfounded! It was that day I realized that most gas nozzles have a little metal piece underneath you can flip down so you don't have to hold the pump while you fill your car.
But I learned a bigger lesson: Sometimes in life there are things you don't realize you don't know.
Knowing the meaning of "riding bareback" is not one of those things. What an idiot.
[via The Bilerico Project]