Earlier today, celebrity starlet Kristen Bell sent out the above tweet to her 158,482 followers.
Thanks for the endorsement, Kristen! You're totally right: People who don't watch Tosh.0 are blowing it.
But, with all due respect, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones either.
Talk about blowing it… You're engaged to Dax Shepard.
You've been named one of the hottest women alive multiple times. Dax's best acting performance was playing a retarded guy in Idiocracy, probably because he didn't have to do that much acting.
Quick question, at what point during Let's Go to Prison did you decide this is the guy you want to spend the rest of my life with? Was it during the toilet wine scene? I'm guessing it was during the toilet wine scene.
Sure he's tall, but you're 5'1". Everyone's tall when you're 5'1". Hell, I'm only 5'9" — I'd seem tall to you.
What I'm saying, Kristen, is do you want to get engaged to me? I work on your favorite show.