Fan Favorites: Sleepy Cab Driver

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First, I'd like to address a fan question:

Answer: We stopped doing it.

Please don't ask me any other questions as I will never do that again.

Now… Onto this week's Fan Favorite!

This week, I'm featuring the "cab driver who falls asleep and crashes" because of loser's generous offer to check me for lumps.  Which is just what I need because I don't have heath insurance.  I prefer to spend my disposable monthly income on high end Argentinian Malbecs and paying off past due legal fees.

And don't say that was supposed to be a joke about me having man tits!  Males suffering from breast cancer is severely overlooked medical issue!

Oh, and thanks, loser, on the heads up on that viral video of the guy dancing into traffic that everyone has seen a million times.  I'll be sure to go hunt that one down!