Patents Can Be Profitable
Yes, that is a rocking chair with a dildo attached for the specific purpose of pleasuring oneself.
But it's not just any rocking chair with a dildo attached for the specific purpose of pleasuring oneself… It's the rocking chair with a dildo attached for the specific purpose of pleasuring oneself that has been approved by U.S. Patent Office as patent-worthy!
Dumb as a Blog took a look at the sex toy inventions that are on file with the patent office and chose what they think are the ten strangest.
It's a wonderfully horrible list worth looking at. You might even get some ideas! But be carefully if you steal them… It would be one hell of an embarrassing intellectual property trial.
