Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Hardys in response to the Twispers post.

Well, Hardys. I just don't know what to say. Besides this…

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Loud noises!

Daniel does his best Simon impression by giving a brutally honest review of "American Idol".

Did you miss the American Idol Girls' Web Redemption? Check it out here!

No…  Ludacris didn't rap on it…

All it took was some Michael Bay-esque special effects and… BAM!

Literally.

These kids today with their computers and editing skills and digital effects skills and hatred of pop stars and willingness to show people getting killed!  Back in my day we had to make effigies out of old flannels!

[via Today's Big Thing]

Longtime Tosh.0 fans remember Joselyn as one of our original bloggers, but apparently Joselyn's too busy tweeting to actually blog anymore.  So occasionally I do it for her.

This week she sent me a link to the blog Hungover Owls.  It's a single-serving Tumblr blog of photos of owls that look hungover.

Or maybe they actually are hungover?  I'm not out there checking to see which owls are and are not drinking too much booze.  That's not in my job description!

Regardless, I'm not sure why Joselyn felt the need to send me this link.  Maybe it's because every time she's ever seen me, I've been hungover.

Apparently, however, she forgot that last time she saw me, I told her how my pet owl had just died of alcohol poisoning.  NOT COOL, JOS!!!

This whacko couple dresses their chickens in tuxedos, sombreros, and even Gone with the Wind-inspired attire.

Why? Because they're fucking crazy. That's why.

Instead of toting pictures of their human grandchildren around town to show friends, they bring photos of their costumed chickens.

Umm… I guess putting a Harley Davidson jacket on a chicken could be a fun pastime for some. Personally, I'd rather dress my chickens in lettuce, tomato, and a bun. And chickens look really cute when you pose them next to a pile of waffle-cut fries.

[via BWE]

Big news on the Internet yesterday was that Mad Men actress/busty redhead Christina Hendricks was going to start shilling for coat company London Fog.

I mean, the Internet called it news, but it's basically an excuse for blogs to post images and videos of Christina Hendricks.  (And who am I to not use that excuse for all of you.  After all, young men is our target demo.)

It seems like a smart move for London Fog.  Do people even wear London Fog anymore?  I'm not a fashion expert, but it's probably not a good sign that I don't recall wearing a London Fog coat since I was 9.

But hell, for Christina Hendricks I'd go back to wearing Garfield t-shirts and sweatpants my mom bought me from Bradlees.

Do you think it's too late for Bradlees to sign on Hendricks as their spokeswoman?

[via The High Definite]

There's nothing worse than singing MIWLFs. They are literally the worst.

Who are those people clapping in the audience? They deserve medals. Or at least earplugs. And eyeplugs. Actually I think the president should personally congratulate each of those valiant, selfless human beings.

[via EIT]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to figure out what made those American Idol Girls cry like little girls this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Congratulations to A Pair of Nuts, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Gayo," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

We challenged you guys to write the next great Tosh.0 promo in the Talk For Tosh Contest. After reading through tons of entries, we've finally found our winner!

Congratulations to James Huneryager of Carmel, IN. If I knew how to pronounce your name, I'd be cheering it!

Here is James' winning promo that will air all week on Comedy Central.

Bravo, James. Bravo.