Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 30, 2010 at 7:00pm
Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from emophillips in response to a comment-worthy news story about Elmo.
Sometimes I just think you guys are messing with me.
Like, you see that I wrote a post and you know I choose the irrelevant comments. So you compose the most absurd grouping of words you can think of, knowing that I'll spend half an hour trying to decipher their meaning while wondering if I am just out of touch with eccentric comedians and their love of both toast and Greek philosophy.
Well, you got me this time, funny man.
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Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 30, 2010 at 5:00pm
Parents, right?
They're all like, "Do your homework. Eat your vegetables. Lower your voice." And you're all like, "Ugh. Don't use your spit to wipe food off my face. You're embarrassing me."
And then as you get older they're all like, "Get a real job. Eat your vegetables. Give us grandchildren." And you're all like, "Ugh. Don't friend any more of my coworkers on Facebook. You're embarrassing me."
Everyone's been there. Except for Ben Stiller, of course. Who won some sort of life lottery and was born to Anne Meara and Frank Castanza.
Ben is thanking the universe by giving us a little taste of what he got to enjoy all throughout childhood. It's like Meet The Fockers. Except it's funny.
Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 30, 2010 at 4:00pm
So there's this movie coming out tomorrow called The Social Network, directed by a pretty amazing director, written by a pretty legendary drug addict, and starring Justin Timberlake and a bunch of other goons who were never in boy bands.
The movie is about Facebook. You know, the website. In the movie, I'm hoping they'll explain why every single event I get invited to is worthy of its own message. Isn't there a way to separate out real messages from event invites in my inbox? Is the movie going to address that?
Well, whatever. I hate movies and never see movies, but what do you guys think? The Social Network? Eh, eh… I've heard there's cocaine and hookers in it! That makes it almost as good as the Tom Hanks' vehicle Bachelor Party!
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Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 30, 2010 at 3:00pm
Many blogs are hailing this piece of dialogue as the "worst line ever". And once the Internet decides something, it becomes an almost universal opinion. But not this time, web. This time, I just cannot agree.
"… my step father tried to rape me. And he's a werewolf."
We obviously have different definitions of the word worst. Because that is GOLDEN.
I give the Worst Dialogue Ever award to the entire film Burlesque. It's a premature decision. But judging by the trailer, I'm sure you'll agree.
"When you're putting on your makeup, it's like you're an artist. But instead of painting a canvas, you're painting your face."
Uh huh. Yep. Yeppers.
I'm sorry, what were you saying about werewolf rape?
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