UPDATE: Paris Hilton Tried To Stash That Cocaine In Her Vajayjay
According to a totally legitimate and not at all fake source, Paris Hilton wanted to use the bathroom before talking to police because was trying to stash coke in her vagina.
"She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest."
So what. Big deal. If you recall, Paris thought that cocaine was gum. And who wouldn't hide their last pack of Trident in their no-no part?
If you keep gum out in the open, everyone else will see it and want a piece. And then all of a sudden you're the Spearmint Santa Claus and you're passing out strips to the whole room.
