We've seen Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops. And we've seen Bacon Flavored Coffee Syrup. While both of those immediately made the list of things you will try before you die, no bacon flavored treat is as exciting as this.
It's bacon soda. It's what the contents of your stomach taste like after you drive through McDonald's in the morning. In a word, it's delicious (disgusting).
Can you pass the Grey Poupon? I need to rinse the vomit out of my mouth.