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Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 21, 2010 at 2:00PM


A lot of lists on the web are basically piles of vomit.  But here's a list that can help you create piles of vomit: Urlesque compiled a bunch of videos that show "31 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener."

Some are pretty practical, like how to open a beer with a CD or a sheet of paper.

And some are not so practical like the one above.

I have my own trick for getting by without a bottle opener: I refuse to drink anything but Coors Light Cold Activated Cans.  That's how I always know when my beer is ice cold.

Which is obviously the way beer is intended to be drank.