This video surfaced yesterday and everyone went about praising the kid for his crazy Michael Jackson moves. But not here, folks. Not here.
On the Tosh.0 blog we don't encourage baby prostitution or creepily talented toddlers. The amount of tiny crotch-grabbing in this video is enough to make you sick. And look at the way he stares into the camera. This is no ordinary child.
I'm convinced the spirit of Michael Jackson is trapped inside him, working his baby limbs like a puppet. At this rate, MJ will Beetlejuice-dance the life right out of him before his 6th birthday.
Could he just be a kid that's really, really good at moonwalking? Yes. But it's highly unlikely.