I've been getting a lot of requests from you guys asking for a video of a woman petting her cat. I don't know why. Just when I think I've got the blog audience all figured out, you throw me a curveball.
However, your motivations make no difference. Because I've found one! Not only is this woman petting her cat, she's massaging it. And giving instructions on how you can massage your cat, too.
You're welcome, you weirdos.