…teenage Jared Leto will find you. And he'll make you smell his calla lilies.

[via ology]

Here's something you don't see every day: Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson doing a remake of the video for the Bobby Brown song "Every Little Step."

In the old days, there was no outlet for this type of thing.  It never would have happened!

But now…

Yeah, well.  The world has gone insane.

[via THD from Funny or Die]

I've been getting a lot of requests from you guys asking for a video of a woman petting her cat. I don't know why. Just when I think I've got the blog audience all figured out, you throw me a curveball.

However, your motivations make no difference. Because I've found one! Not only is this woman petting her cat, she's massaging it. And giving instructions on how you can massage your cat, too.

You're welcome, you weirdos.

[via FFF]

Is your ideal date playing video games with a stranger via a webchat over the Internet?

Of course it is!  That's why GameCrush is the site for you!

GameCrush is "the first social gaming site that allows gamers to meet, match and pay to play other gamers."  Yes, you read that right!  You get to pay people to play games with you!  Awesome, right!  You can finally fulfill your dream of paying to have friends!

But not just any friends!  GameCrush is being coy, but I won't be: Most of these gamers are sexy girls!  Or at least the sexiest girls willing to play video games on the Internet for money …which is a lot of sexy girls!  Or at least a handful of sexy girls.  There's got to be some attractive woman out there who has severe social anxiety disorder and wants to earn money off her looks — and playing online games — without leaving the comfort of her house.

That's the idea GameCrush is based on!

Sound too good to be true??  Did I mention it's on the Internet?  Of course I did!  And everything is on the up and up on the Internet!

Go to GameCrush right now and you can pay to play me in a game!  I'm not a sexy girl, but I'll still kick your fucking ass at Connect 4 and only charge you $0.60 a minute!  You think Tosh.0 blogging money is covering my bills??

Hell no!  GameCrush!!

I'll even get naked for you!

[via Mashable]

What do you get when you cross a Japanese video of a cat covering his ears with a Nickelback song?

You get the cat that hates Nickelback.

Personally, I would have used that new Good Charlotte song, but what do I know…

[via BuzzFeed]

Last we checked in with Avatar Tattoo Guy at the end of July, he was on Neytiri number five. And now? What's this? He's gotten TWO MORE tattoos since then aaaaaand a Neytiri license plate?

Holy. Crap. He is a productive man.

The only thing I've done in the past two months is watch 22 hours of Flash Forward on Hulu. You guys. That show is soooo good.

[via Geekologie]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Whoa, Nicoya!  Calm down.

Yes, tomorrow's episode is the season finale, but Tosh.0 will be back and better than ever in January!  That's just three short months away!

When your parents go away for three months, do you cry because they are gone and you miss them??

No!  You invite all your friends over and throw a three month party!

In this case, just substitute "throw a three month party" with "read the blog which will be updated regularly during the break."

Awesome, right?!  Party!!!  (On the blog.)

You can tickle Elmo but you can't smack him in the giant Elmo eye and you definitely can't charge at him. Because he will throw you headfirst into a glass display case. And then he'll creepily squeal, "Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Again! Again!"

[via dlisted]

Want more Daniel Tosh? Head over to Jokes.com today to watch videos of his stand-up!

And don't forget you can see Daniel LIVE on the Tosh Tour Twenty Ten which is happening right now. Get your tickets here before they sell out!

Frog and Toad books were my favorites growing up.  My mom used to read them to me every night.  She even did the voices!

Seeing this helps me better understand why she's now in prison.

Thank you, Internet, for simultaneously ruining and salvaging my childhood.

[via juliasegal via cloudmir]