Everybody wins! Well, not the subjects on the fuck list. Or the girl who wrote the fuck list "thesis" in Powerpoint format, or her parents. Or the school she attends that let it leak. But the rest of us…we're winners!
Because we get to read stuff like the "Pros" of sleeping with Subject 1, shown above: He is enormous. Like… I was actually rendered speechless. After a freshman year of frat star-sizing, I wasn't even really sure what to do with the situation at hand (erm, mouth?).
Fucking amazing (erm, terrible?). Nah, amazing was right. Read her whole thesis here on Jezebel.