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How To Win Katherine Heigl's Affections

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 7, 2010 at 3:00PM

Katherine Heigl is a douchebag-magnet. In every formulaic film she does, she falls in love with one. That's her thing.

So Nerve.com went ahead and made a quick "no-fail guide to dating Hollywood's rom-com über-frau". It's easy. Just be an ass.

And in ninety minutes or less, you've got the gal.

I don't know why anyone would want to win over Katherine Heigl though. Eeek.

But what do I know? I'm a silly, naive girl. Is there a guide to winning Mel Gibson? He seems like a catch.