Only stupid assholes.

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Hey Barten,

Quick question…

What the hell are you talking about???

Spanish prostitutes/8th grade hall monitors

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There were quite a few things I was hoping to see in the preview for Never Say Never, Justin Bieber's 3-D biopic being released in February.

I made a list:

A baby Bieber playing a kitchen chair, dramatic concert footage, extremely overzealous fans, Jaden Smith, Justin on a Segway, footage of Bieber in the shower with another male, Usher, and an inspiring Bieber speech that ties in the title.

Let me just say, I am more than pleased right now. I never believed that much awesome could actually fit into one preview. Lesson learned. Never say never.

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Let me rephrase that question…

"What part of your HERITAGE are you most proud of?"

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Satan honey, I think you're really hot

So hot

You burned an angel this year…

Satan baby, hurry up from hell tonight

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So, um, outside of the escalation between academic cheaters and their teachers, um, what else escalated?  Like maybe with hippies?

You haven't given me enough here; I have to write 2 pages.

You should know that.  You assigned the paper.

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…Madonna will find you. And she'll make you arm wrestle her.

Four episodes of Tosh.0 start TONIGHT at 8:00pm on Comedy Central!

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Last Friday, we showed you "Lizard Drinking a Juice Box" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

The Internet loves two thing: nostalgia and Keanu Reeves.  So you know the whole web totally freaked out when this picture above hit the series of tubes showing Keanu hanging out with his old buddy Ted!

Or is he Bill?  I forget which one was which.

Either way, The Wyld Stallyns were totally hanging out and one can only assume partying on and there's even going to be a third Bill & Ted's movie!

I feel a Snakes on a Plane like excitement brewing withinside me.

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